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<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 19:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Wedding Day Woes</title>
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<description>The wedding industry is a multi-billion dollar industry. Getting married is expensive, and that's because everyone wants the absolute best, absolute most beautiful of everything at their ceremony and reception...</description>
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<title>Credit THIS, Mofo</title>
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<description>Riddle me this, Batman: Why is it that we are told ad nauseum to keep a close eye on our credit (lest we be victims of ye olde identity theft...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:04:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Designer? OH! You mean MUTT.</title>
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<description>Hybridosity Hybrid dogs. I just do not get it. For decades, the Humane Society and ASPCA have been trying to quell the overpopulation of mixed breed dogs in shelters across...</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2008 22:40:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Spell it out for me. Actually, don't.</title>
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<description>Tomorrow we'll work on shapes and colors. But for today, SPELLING! YAY! I am blown away on a daily basis (I don't weigh much, wind is a hazard) by the...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 14:56:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Third Time Is Not a Charm</title>
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<description>You always want what you can't have. Ain't that the truth? And never more evident is this saying than now, when America wants the 65 mpg vehicle it could have...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 16:19:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Internet Trollery</title>
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<description>Internet Trollery I What a day, what a blow up. So there was this girl in her twenties, married to a military man. She posted about her pregnancy and that...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 21:33:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Online Dating Sites</title>
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<description>I like to browse sites like OkCupid sometimes because, well, the people who join them are hilarious. Not funny haha. More like funny WTF. I never understood sites like that...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 21:46:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Stay out of my uterus, pls kthx</title>
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<description>"Welcome to Wendy's," the girl behind the register says smugly as the customer reviews the menu above the counter. "What can I get for you today?" "Hi, I'd like a...</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 19:35:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Six Degrees of Jesse James</title>
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<description>Someone did a survey on an internet message board asking if anyone was related to anyone "important". I was particularly astounded by the number of individuals claiming to be related...</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 04:08:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Bear with me</title>
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<description>My internet WOULD decide to crap out right after creating a new blog or two. Stay tuned.</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 14:36:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Abstinence Only? Srsly?</title>
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<description>Ok, so what is the deal here? How in the name of all that is good and pure (no pun intended) do people not understand that teenagers rarely, and I...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Myspace</title>
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<description>Can someone please explain to me how Myspace can adversely affect a relationship? My fiance and I both have our own page. We don't know each other's passwords, and we...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:40:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>In my experience, if something appears stupid, it probably is.</title>
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<description>That is a direct quote from the big boss man, manager of my entire division. Makes you want to apply for a job, doesn't it? Let's just say I have...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 17:29:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Scam Alert, Private messages on Orble.</title>
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<description>Taken from my inbox; Community - Messages - Received January 26th 2007 18:08 From Ms. Gloria Mumah Sender goodthing Message From Ms. Gloria Mumah (gloria_mumah07@yahoo.fr) Dear, I am introducing my...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 31 Jan 2007 03:26:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Ian Thorpe drops his swimming career.</title>
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<description>There is no doubt in any one's mind that Ian Thorpe was one of Australia's best swimmers to ever compete for Australia. He was a value to the Australian sport...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2006 12:53:00 GMT</pubDate>
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