Bryan W. Alaspa 1Inside the teenage boy’s mind
September 10th 2009 13:30
Writing about how I was completely insane when I was a teenager got me thinking about the mind of the teenage boy. I have no idea what teenage girls think about. I also only know what a heterosexual teenage boy thinks about. If you are a girl or gay, you may have been thinking about entirely different things when you were in your teenage year. All of those hormones were running around in my brain and I imagine they ran around in the minds of most teenage boys. As such, I can sum up in one word what most teenage boys were thinking about when they were that age and it may explain a lot.
That word is “boobs.”
Yes, boobs. And basically our thought process centered around them entirely. Sure, some guys may say that they are into other female body parts, but I bet that the boobs are the ones they notice first. The thoughts we had about them were things like: how can I see them? Where can I see them? And if you are like me your thoughts were “why won’t anyone of the opposite sex let me see theirs?” If you were one of those smooth and handsome guys who got to see them in, say, seventh or eighth grade then your thought was probably “how can I see them again and how soon?”
If you were able to invent some kind of device that would peer into the adolescent brain of an average heterosexual male during the years of 13 – 19 (roughly) what image would pop onto the screen would be two big breasts. There would, in general, be many naked women writhing around. It’s like having snakes in your brain. You may be a “brain” and you may be a “jock.” You could be a “burnout” and you might be one of many cliques and labels that teenagers place on each other. Even though you may hate each other, if you were to all compare your brains you would discover that every single one of you was thinking about boobs.
Quite frankly, this thought and this obsession never really leaves the average heterosexual male’s brain. As you get older and, hopefully, get to finally see boobs in front of you, you start to find other places you enjoy just as much, if not more. However, you never quite lose your affection for the breastial area. It’s just a fact of life and you just have to learn to live with it. Men want to see women naked and we want to see as many women naked as possible as often as possible.
Is it any wonder we are completely insane when we are that age. I mean, for the most part, very few of us get to see anything resembling boobs during those years. So, in addition to having those hormones ranging, dealing with changes in mind and body, trying to get through school, dealing with pimples and awkwardness, and hoping you aren’t in the wrong clique or labeled the wrong thing, you have the desire to see boobs dominating nearly every thought you have. It’s a wonder we ever get out of those years alive, isn’t it?
Yes, boobs. And basically our thought process centered around them entirely. Sure, some guys may say that they are into other female body parts, but I bet that the boobs are the ones they notice first. The thoughts we had about them were things like: how can I see them? Where can I see them? And if you are like me your thoughts were “why won’t anyone of the opposite sex let me see theirs?” If you were one of those smooth and handsome guys who got to see them in, say, seventh or eighth grade then your thought was probably “how can I see them again and how soon?”
If you were able to invent some kind of device that would peer into the adolescent brain of an average heterosexual male during the years of 13 – 19 (roughly) what image would pop onto the screen would be two big breasts. There would, in general, be many naked women writhing around. It’s like having snakes in your brain. You may be a “brain” and you may be a “jock.” You could be a “burnout” and you might be one of many cliques and labels that teenagers place on each other. Even though you may hate each other, if you were to all compare your brains you would discover that every single one of you was thinking about boobs.
Quite frankly, this thought and this obsession never really leaves the average heterosexual male’s brain. As you get older and, hopefully, get to finally see boobs in front of you, you start to find other places you enjoy just as much, if not more. However, you never quite lose your affection for the breastial area. It’s just a fact of life and you just have to learn to live with it. Men want to see women naked and we want to see as many women naked as possible as often as possible.
Is it any wonder we are completely insane when we are that age. I mean, for the most part, very few of us get to see anything resembling boobs during those years. So, in addition to having those hormones ranging, dealing with changes in mind and body, trying to get through school, dealing with pimples and awkwardness, and hoping you aren’t in the wrong clique or labeled the wrong thing, you have the desire to see boobs dominating nearly every thought you have. It’s a wonder we ever get out of those years alive, isn’t it?
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